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~Tonight the foxes hunt the hounds~
Hello wonderful people! My name is Kari and this is my recreational blog that ruins my life. I post quite a variety of things, so I'm sure there's a thing or two on here that you might enjoy. I'm also very friendly so I fully encourage you to ask me things and leave comments!
This was actually a conversation with my dad a the dinner table
  • Me: We need more plastic utensils to put in my lunch, all they have are sporks at school
  • Me: Why do they even have sporks?!
  • Dad: Because it would be pretty hard to stab someone with a spork
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Dad: You know if someone successfully murders someone with a spork the police won't arrest them
  • Dad: They'll just let em' off cause it's too impressive
  • Me: Well if you think about it sporks could be a terrifying weapon
  • Me: You cut open someone with the fork part, then scoop out the insides withe the spooon
  • Dad: Sorry to tell you but a spork couldn't under go that kind of pressure
  • Dad: You'd need a titanium spork
  • Dad:
  • Dad:
  • Dad: A fullmetal spork
  • Dad: Fullmetal Sporkemist
  • Me: oh my god

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Tagged as: fullmetal alchemist my dad literally said this fullmetal sporkemist I shit you not this was a real conversation
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