This was actually a conversation with my dad a the dinner table
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Me:
We need more plastic utensils to put in my lunch, all they have are sporks at school
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Me:
Why do they even have sporks?!
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Dad:
Because it would be pretty hard to stab someone with a spork
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Me:
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Me:
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Dad:
You know if someone successfully murders someone with a spork the police won't arrest them
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Dad:
They'll just let em' off cause it's too impressive
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Me:
Well if you think about it sporks could be a terrifying weapon
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Me:
You cut open someone with the fork part, then scoop out the insides withe the spooon
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Dad:
Sorry to tell you but a spork couldn't under go that kind of pressure
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Dad:
You'd need a titanium spork
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Dad:
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Dad:
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Dad:
A fullmetal spork
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Dad:
Fullmetal Sporkemist
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Me:
oh my god
